dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

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Check out my bitchin ass tanline and also my lipstick.

Check out my bitchin ass tanline and also my lipstick.

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visualvexation:

iihateurls:

portablemiah:

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

i do not think this guy needs that coffee

this guy definitely does not need that coffee




#a romantic comedy waiting to happen


#isnt that how thor and jane got together

#a romantic comedy waiting to happen

#isnt that how thor and jane got together

13,802 notes   •   August 28 2014, 04:20 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

helenish:

ARE YOU REALIZING YOU CAN GET DR-U-U-U-N-K NOW?

2,562 notes   •   August 28 2014, 04:00 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

Sinqua Walls’ Ice Bucket Challenge

7,845 notes   •   August 28 2014, 03:40 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

Race is constant. You’re tired of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.

 - Jon Stewart addressing Fox News’s (white) correspondents whining about hearing about race issues in the United States (via recklessinsanity)
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#racism   #real talk   #ferguson   

fiftythreecrimes:

cubebreaker:

Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

when I die this better be what heaven looks like tbh

179,355 notes   •   August 28 2014, 01:40 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

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1. Contrary to popular belief, waking up early isn’t going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. So sleep till noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.

2. Drinking your coffee ‘black’ doesn’t make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.

3. Being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. Get excited, be overly passionate about something. Enthusiasm is fun.

4. Hating yourself isn’t romantic.

5. Eat whatever you want. your friend’s a vegan? Awesome. Listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. Tell her you feel just as great.

 - More Reminders- Charlotte Geier (via 17cults)
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honky-thunder:

Official request to be on the receiving end of that shit right there

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how does one get into writing kindle erotica like i want to supplement my income plz help

spacetwinks:

y’all go to this website, sign up, fill out some tax crap

write about 5000 words of porn or more - 3000 or more also acceptable, but you don’t really want to go under that. don’t tab to indent, i swear to god, it fucks with amazon’s formatting so bad. don’t write any porn that’d send you to jail IRL, amazon naturally (and thank god) doesn’t accept that shit.

on the ‘bookshelf’ tab, you click ‘add new title’, fill out everything, upload a cover - you can get one free image a month (or maybe a week now, i dunno) from bigstock.com if you need some stock images of people’s abs and stuff but can’t put cash down for anything just yet - and amazon has a cover making application built right into the process too to make things easier or if you don’t know shit about photoshop or whatever.

then you upload the document itself. click save and continue. choose how much you want your title to cost - 2.99 is generally what most people price theirs at, because that’s where amazon’s 70 percent royalties starts at. enroll in kindle select if you want that 70 percent royalties to apply to the whole world, so you’re getting the same royalties no matter where you sell.

then you hit publish and wait and wait and wait and wait for amazon to actually publish the fucking thing.

then you wait 60 days after the end of the month to get your royalties! don’t know why, but that’s how amazon rolls.

and you just keep making more and more titles in the meanwhile to build up that income cuz you’re not likely to make a lot from just one title.

there’s no real ‘gatekeepers’ in kindle erotica - you just start writing and publishing and you keep doing it and building up a library. some genres/kinks/niches sell better than others, and trends come and go, but it’s really all up to you - to do the writing, the publishing, the marketing, and then more writing and publishing. you just keep at it, bit by bit. this is a market where it’s really all about quantity… the bigger your library is, the more sales you’ll start to rack up, building like a snowball. even better if you release titles on like a regular schedule. ideally you want to put up like 2 titles a week, but 1 a week is a good initial goal to shoot for.

you can also go to amazon’s author central to set up an author page to get all your titles in one place and help build a reader base/link readers and buyers in general to.

godspeed anon!

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Beyoncé by Juergen Teller

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you-are-my-wire-in-the-oblivion:

haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

THANK YOU 

280,304 notes   •   August 28 2014, 11:48 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#beyonce   #beysus   #feminism